No one believes that「each and every tree」will bear apricot fruit (so-called「plums」). Conversely, no one can deny that「each woody」no matter how long or how short normally has a portion that resembles an apricot (or, a plum as it were), generally located at the protruding end unless a past service provider became enraged and decapitated that woody, creating a headless horseman with the act. Note the Chinese variant is 坆,「plum, the grave, tomb」as「feces or rod in flesh seam, incited prostrate and whacking.」
Perhaps the fruits of a「tree」that resemble the plump, enlarged, ripe-looking and fuzzy「breasts of a mother lying in her side and nursing」her baby, to mean APRICOTS. Note that apricots, like peaches and breasts, have a fuzzy skin: not plums actually (see李), although possibly the source of the English 'plum job' as a misnomer.
Japanese fonts display「lying prone with mother」using the same strokes and shape as「lying prone do not, be not」and while this association nearly always applies to one's mother, there are a few times when it does not, such as when you were an infant and nursing.
Japanese hemlock conifers, or tsuga pines, are not toxic as is hemlock, but seem to exude a similar odor when crushed. Its branches often are tipped with small, spherical pinecones that resemble a penile glans in a foreskin sheath.
The Chinese stroke pattern that draws two nipples is one stroke count higher than in Japanese. And as was mentioned, another Chinese variant is 坆,「plum, the grave, tomb」as「feces or rod in flesh seam, incited prostrate and whacking.」
Perhaps「woody head laterally with mother」as the portion of a child's fuzzy penis that looks exactly like Japanese apricots, or umeboshi:「In Japan, it is not uncommon for mothers to sexually stimulate their children to soothe them so they will sleep. There have been stories in the press of mother-son incest arising from the strong nature of this relationship in Japan and the important maternal role of ensuring the son succeeds at school. According to Hideo Tokuoka, 'When Americans think of incest, they think of fathers and daughters. In Japan one thinks of mothers and sons' due to the extensive media coverage of mother-son incest there.」
[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest 2012-08-21 ]
When in an unaroused state, such as when with one's mother hopefully, the LOWEST point of a woody, or most woodies anyway, resembles an apricot or plum. Certainly the lowest portion of a tree is not the fruit thereon, generally.

External source definitions …excluding politically incorrect concepts and other meanings deemed offensive today; may include extended definitions, euphemisms, and mnemonics)
Chinese: plum; plum flower; Japanese apricot (Prunus mume)
Japanese EDRDG: plum
Unihan extended: plums; prunes