楳 a plum job; Japanese apricot; the lowest possible (something), worst-case scenario; Chinese plum 林,甘,木,某,

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On-yomi [ Toggle rōmaji ]

バイ
BA　I

Kun-yomi

うめ
u　me

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林

リン,はやし tree grove, a cluster or grouping of similar trees of the same species; a member's circle of a specific group of people, a collection of similar things as a cluster of people

　TREE GROVE, WOODIES
　

甘

カン,あま,うま sweet and lightly salted, willingness to comply, smiling, sweetness, to presume upon another person, naive, to coax, to pamper, indulge, contentment

　TWENTY OR SO, MANY AND VARIOUS TIMES, ILLEGITIMATE CHILD with RECIPROCATING LATERAL ROD MOTION, INDICATES EXTENT, ONE SEGMENT within ORIFICE, MOUTH
…or: HAIR-RAISING PREPUBESCENT YOUNG DIVA, CRESTING HEAD CONDITIONS WHEN ONE'S ROD IS RAISED, DEEP SHAFT and TONGUING SOMETHING IN A MOUTH, HAVING A REASON TO DO SOMETHING, PRETENDING, A PRETEXT, EXCUSE GIVEN TO HIDE THE TRUE REASON FOR SOMETHING, ROD WITHIN ORIFICE OR MOUTH
…or: RAISED SIDES of MOUTH SHOWING TONGUE
…or: ROD in TONGUING MOUTH of DIVA
　

木

ボク,モク,き,こ～ wood, woody stalk, stem, wooden, a woody, tree, implanted, simple, simpleton, coffin, encased death, unfeeling, numb

　TWISTING a TAUT HEAD
…or: SCREWING EMISSIONS
…or: HAND on TAUT ROD
　

某

ボウ,それがし,なにがし severe acute short-term memory loss; [an unnamed reference] Mr. So-and-so, Mr. X; that day, one day

　PRESUME UPON ANOTHER PERSON, WILLING COMPLIANCE, SMILING SWEETNESS, NAIVE, TO COAX, TO PAMPER, SWEET AND LIGHTLY SALTED with SCREWING EMISSIONS, WOODY STALK
…or: WILLFUL SMILING with CANNABIS
　

Meanings of elements

TREE GROVE, CLUSTER OR GROUPING OF THE SAME SPECIES, MEMBER'S CIRCLE, SPECIFIC GROUP OF PEOPLE, CLUSTER OF PEOPLE with SWEET AND LIGHTLY SALTED, WILLINGNESS TO COMPLY, SMILING SWEETNESS, TO PRESUME UPON ANOTHER PERSON, NAIVE, TO COAX, TO PAMPER
…or: TREE, WOOD, STALK and SEVERE ACUTE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS, UNNAMED REFERENCE, MR. X, THAT DAY

「Woody with nameless person」as anonymous sex, a method proven quite effective for the transmission of disease.「Smiling sweetness, to presume upon another person of the same group」as anonymous male homosexual sex.
Refers to ACCEPTANCE OF AN OFFER to provide service, or, an especially desirable position (a plum job), assignment, or reward.「Woody with smiling sweetness and screwing emissions.」…no matter how long or how short, each woody normally has a portion that resembles a plum or an apricot. Note that apricots, like peaches and breasts, have a fuzzy skin (not 李 as plums, though). Modern fonts display「woody lying prone with mother」(梅, 母) using the same strokes and shape as「lying prone with a forbidden woman」and while this association nearly always applies to one's mother, there are a few times when it does not, such as an infant nursing.
Clearly suggesting「woody with presume upon another and willingness to comply for screwing emissions」as the portion of a child's fuzzy penis that looks exactly like Japanese apricots, or umeboshi, as a mother and child in ACCEPTANCE OF AN OFFER to provide service, an especially desirable position, or reward (yes, a plum job):「In Japan, it is not uncommon for mothers to sexually stimulate their children to soothe them so they will sleep. There have been stories in the press of mother-son incest arising from the strong nature of this relationship in Japan and the important maternal role of ensuring the son succeeds at school. According to Hideo Tokuoka, 'When Americans think of incest, they think of fathers and daughters. In Japan one thinks of mothers and sons' due to the extensive media coverage of mother-son incest there.」
[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest 2012-08-21 ]
When in an unaroused state, such as when with one's mother hopefully, the LOWEST point of a woody hanging down, or most woodies anyway, resembling an apricot or plum.

External source definitions …excluding politically incorrect concepts and other meanings deemed offensive today; may include extended definitions, euphemisms, and mnemonics)
Chinese: variant of 梅
Japanese EDRDG: plum
Unihan extended: plums; prunes

Always keep in mind that these glyphs most likely were originally designed by groups of clever old men as vulgar riddles for their own entertainment (see 籒 for that), representing Chinese society many thousands of years ago, but intended NOT as a written or spoken language when created. If these glyphs had been intended for language use, the sages could not have possibly designed a worse system! Is it truly possible that all these glyphs started out as off-color jokes and puzzles? Yes! It is, and often with multiple correct answers to each riddle, the same as is true today. Sex had no shame in ancient China. Why would it? But, have there been necessary rewrites and altered explanations of the original elemental meanings over the centuries?

No one is suggesting these glyphs depict contemporary life in China, Japan, or anywhere else. This site describes glyph meanings, not people. These glyphs however, describe many and various things, including people, long before there were any notions of becoming politically incorrect. The question to be answered is, should these glyphs continue being used, by anyone, anywhere, for expressing language? (More...) Despite how seemingly bad our human existence is today, do you actually believe that the so-called good old days were any better? Or could they have been worse?

By the way, with a limited number of the same elements used by the sages again and again to form these glyphs, you should expect to find the same explanations again and again, as tedious as that may become, and as an inherent trait of any lexicon. This site explains multiple meanings of glyphs ignored or censored by other sources, generally as being too embarrassing to admit today.